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EDIT: Apparently the band’s being replaced due to Experian, the parent company of FreeCreditReport, forcibly changing the brand name to “FreeCreditScore.com” Here ya go. Oh yeah, sorry about how the video flashes occasionally, I tried my best but I just couldn’t fix it. Deal with it. Lyrics: New Job/Pirate Restaurant Commercial: They say a man should always dress For the job he wants, so Why’m I dressed up like a pirate In this restaurant? It’s all because some hacker Stole my identity Now I’m in here every evening Serving chowder and iced tea Shoulda gone to: Free credit report dot com Yee-haa! I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Dream Girl: Well I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s. No we can’t get a loan For a respectable home Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card If we’d gone to free credit report dot com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. New Car: Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me A cool convertible or an SUV? Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack ‘Cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used sub-compact. FREE, that spells free- Credit report dot com, baby …

All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video. LYRICS: Pirate: They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It’s all because some hackers stole my identity. Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea. Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw). I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts. So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts. Dream Girl: Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl. But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad. So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s. Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. New Car: Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me A cool convertible or an SUV Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked ’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact FREE that spells free credit report.com baby Saw their ads on my tv thought about goin’ but was too lazy Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at FREE that spells free, credit report.com baby! Bike: Check it out Gas prices Blowing up sky high Ditch my used sub-compack For a 2 wheel drive Now I’m rolling eco friendly But I …

EDIT 4: Uploaded “All 9 FreeCreditReport.Com Commercials.” So go watch it with the 3 new commercials added to the collection. Now. www.youtube.com EDIT 3: You know, you don’t have to remind me that there are new commercials out. In fact I uploaded them, so I think I would know. I’m waiting for all the new commercials to come out BEFORE I make another collaberation. So yeah. Shut up about the new commercials. EDIT 2: Added the lyrics as annotations on the video. Now you don’t have to look in the description for the lyrics!!! Be careful though, the annotations jump around the video a lot so keep your eyes open! EDIT: Oh my God!!! Fine!!! Here are the freakin lyrics! Now stop spamming me with the constant comments and messages to put the lyrics!!! New Job/Pirate Restaurant Commercial: They say a man should always dress For the job he wants, so Why’m I dressed up like a pirate In this restaurant? It’s all because some hacker Stole my identity Now I’m in here every evening Serving chowder and iced tea Shoulda gone to: Free credit report dot com Yee-haa! I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Dream Girl: Well I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s. No we can’t get a …